User:GeekSpeek

That one dude, who's addicted to that one game, and who lives in that one house. Has actually found a use for the Heavy Laser (before Captain Michael Stewart was killed by a Blaster Bomb from a Floater Commander, he had killed thirty-seven aliens with nothing more than his Heavy Laser). Equipped all of his troops with Gauss Pistols and Thermal Tasers on TFTD - and, with that loadout, won a port terror mission in the middle of the night without taking any casualties. Either extremely skilled, extremely lucky, or extremely delusional. Easily recognizable by the pocket protector he wears on his head and his complete lack of clothing.