Talk:Soldiers
Revision as of 10:01, 25 February 2006 by MikeTheRed (talk | contribs)
Ideas for opening blurb:
Welcome to the XCOM Personell Department. Here we maintain the records of extensive aptitude testing and training regimes.
From the sharpshooter with their rifle to the weakling with their smoke grenade, everyone on the assault team has a part to play.
XCOM is an Equal Opportunities Exploiter. Both men and women from any XCOM-funding country are welcome to apply.
We make no distinctions regarding gender or ethnicity (neither do plasma beams). Regardless of how you look you will be turned into blondes the moment the transport lands? -Hobbes 06:12, 17 February 2006 (PST)
If your last name sounds English, French, German, Russian, or Japanese, please apply. If not, get lost. -MikeTheRed